just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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