And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I am puke
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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