We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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