im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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