I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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