your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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