If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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