did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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