is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
