i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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