Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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