I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Let's get the cat blown out
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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