Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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