Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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