ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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