what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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