Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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