Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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