5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
