I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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