youre lurking in front of me
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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