it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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