normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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