On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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