I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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