That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
