conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
being pregnant is like rehab
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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