You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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