I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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