We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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