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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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