At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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