she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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