I feel like abortions should bother me more
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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