Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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