Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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