Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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