We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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