I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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