Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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