Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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