Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Randomize
