WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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