I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
they're like a gay fantastic four
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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