doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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