Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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