how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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