gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
