True but thats because hes a fetus.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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