Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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